So I'm sitting in class in 7th grade and there's this girl sitting next to me. We had our desks close, and the fronts had these little shields in front so you can't see through them in the front. We had touched and what not before but nothing really serious, as World Geography got neither of us off. One day she decided to take things a little farther than normal and proceeded to massage my penis. That was my first hand job, and I was excited. I came quick, but she didn't know that and she just kept going. Eventually she was called to the front of the room to point out where Saudi Arabia was on a map. Little did she know she had my semen all over her hand, most of it rubbed in like a lotion. She got to the front of the room the teacher, Mr. Hansen said he smelled something funny. I knew what it was, as did my friend Tom sitting next to me. Mr. Hansen didn't know until she knew as well. She smelled her left hand in disgust and soon everyone knew what the smell was! Then our fat black principal walked through the door and said "that's the power of Pinesol baby!" Little did I know what this was but I was proud of myself.
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Wow, i was hoping to get bel air'd
