My dad is turning 59. Yes. Old. Im 15. Wow. Wtf eh? Well, this dickhead has lived in Australia for over 20 years and can barely greet people or have a decent conversation... in English. He has an extremely loud voice which he is completley oblivious of and is, like i said before, extremely rude. He sneezes without covering his nose in public places (He sneezes REALLY loud), he practically charges through people and when people ask for an explanation he gives the evil monkey face and charges off leaving me having to explain to them how we were running late etc., he gives no good compliments what so ever and is always pressuring people and putting people down. He also blows his nose... without a tissue... or anything... into a bin with old people wtaching him. Now i'm sure, 70 year old pensioners don't need to see an asian man, blowing his nose into a bin.

The reason i'm posting this is to vent some anger. 15 minutes ago he asked me to check some flight tickets for him. I try to explain the best i can to him (The internet is a phenomenon to him.) and all he does is abuse me at how i play too many games (Which i kinda do but i havent had a piece of homework late all year nor any piece of work with a mark under a B) which results in me having terrible English, hence me being a bad translator. Well... He's been in an English speaking country for more than 20 years. All he knows is yes, no, 3 dollar please, fried rice coming right up. He than asks me how the tickets will be sent to us. I said mail. He scolds me saying that the technology these days are so advanced that they'd just e-mail us a copy of the ticket and the details and we could just print it off. I just could not believe how much of an absolute idiot this man is. Sure i could be goofy and immature sometimes but how the hell am i related to this man. Is he some kind of... person whos came to this time through a time machine from the jurrasic ages or just some fucking retarded ASIAN. Yes, stereotypical me! He than marches down stairs, shouting how if i spent more time in my studies i'd understand how the world works and how i would understand what he's saying. MOTHERFUCKER. I don't learn chinese at school and no one will understand YOU and your fucking attitude.

And frankly, i reckon i have fucking fantastic fucking English.

Well, that's my piece of artwork. Enjoy people. I don't know if it's enjoyable but... Enjoy!

Post edited at 1:49 am on Dec. 30, 2008 by inmycornor

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I just like to sit there and mind my own buisness,

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And frankly, i reckon i have fucking fantastic fucking English.

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Indeed.

Let it out.

Post edited at 1:44 am on Dec. 30, 2008 by Stellar

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I'm sorry you have to go through this


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If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this and put it in your signature.

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He also blows his nose... without a tissue... or anything...

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IMC.

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I just like to sit there and mind my own buisness,

Tell him he needs to be more polite and have manners towards you or maybe if that's impossible he could just learn English! What a lazy bastard.. I feel for you..

By the way, your English IS fantastic :) You write and spell better than a lot of English-born NOBHEADS on this very forum!

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'I'm going inside now, like a bad boy!'