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A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents."

So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage."

The girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it."

The next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said.

5 minutes later, the girl comes to the mom with blood all over her. The mother asks her what was wrong and she said: "Mommy, a boy tried to put his car in my garage, but I popped his two back tires."

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OUCH!

OUCH!

OH SNAP.

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LMAO.
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Lol :)

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Quote: from rileyana at 5:04 am on Jan. 2, 2009
A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents."  

So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage."  

The girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it."  

The next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said.  

5 minutes later, the boy comes to the dad with blood all over him. The dad asks him what was wrong and he said: "daddy, i broke the garage door down"

fixed that ending  for you brO

Post edited at 5:07 am on Jan. 2, 2009 by ocho cinco

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Copyfisher!

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lol child pornography... lovely...

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Quote: from chilly person at 5:07 am on Jan. 2, 2009
Copyfisher!
W8 never mind. I didn't read the end.

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Quote: from ocho cinco at 5:06 am on Jan. 2, 2009
Quote: from rileyana at 5:04 am on Jan. 2, 2009
A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents."

So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage."

The girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it."

The next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said.

5 minutes later, the boy comes to the dad with blood all over him. The dad asks him what was wrong and he said: "daddy, i broke the garage door down"

fixed that ending for you brO

haha good one.

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Quote: from chilly person at 5:09 am on Jan. 2, 2009
Quote: from chilly person at 5:07 am on Jan. 2, 2009
Copyfisher!
W8 never mind. I didn't read the end.

ok.....

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oooh... =\

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mmkay.. lol

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looooool i laughed so hard

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Lmfao. OW.

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OUCH.... O.O
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