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If jack was on an elephant...
Replies: 16 — Last Post Jan. 2 10:00am by LucidAssassin
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Would you help jack off the elephant?

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lmao
and no

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I'd help jack de-mount from the elephant.

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brownee

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Yes, for the elephant's sake

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lawl. I haven't heard that one in a while.

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I see what you did there.

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i c wut u did thur

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no and not funny

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Would you??

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wasnt that a joke from the Love Guru, the worst movie ever made?

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Quote: from rileyissweet at 9:46 am on Jan. 2, 2009
wasnt that a joke from the Love Guru, the worst movie ever made?

I never saw it

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 6:41 am on Jan. 2, 2009
I'd help jack de-mount from the elephant.

Oh dear! I rephrase what I said to this^

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:41 am on Jan. 2, 2009
I'd help jack de-mount from the elephant.

... LMFAO! Read what you said again really slowly

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Lol

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No. Heard this one before.

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