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Drummers
Replies: 21 — Last Post Jan. 3 4:46pm by CherieDee
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How do you confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him!

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Saliva.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, let's try one of my songs!"

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Like the first one :)

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Thanks for sharing?
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lol

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haha. thats good.
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Not funny.

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Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once...

Post edited at 12:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 by Live Just To Die

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hahaha...I like the 2nd one, I might steal that and replace drummer with something.

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Quote: from Live Just To Die at 12:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009
Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once...
I always heard this:

Spill beer on a drum machine and it stops working. Spill beer on a drummer and he works even better!

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Lol.

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the drummer is the like the leader of our band

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hahahahah i think drummers are col and some are soo hottt

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dont get the last one

first one good though

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What do you call a guy that hangs around with a band?

A drummer.

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Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this

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