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Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this

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What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Overqualified.

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It's been three weeks since I had a decent sleep,
In an empty bed with a restless head,
These thoughts are killing me so...

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Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009

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Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this

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What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Overqualified.

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Quote: from Live Just To Die at 3:28 am on Jan. 3, 2009

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Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009

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Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this

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 What do you call a drummer with half a brain?  
 Overqualified.

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So what is a drummer with a full brain? Like mine?!

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A guitarist in disguise.

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It's been three weeks since I had a decent sleep,
In an empty bed with a restless head,
These thoughts are killing me so...

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Quote: from Frubeling at 10:51 am on Jan. 3, 2009

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Quote: from Live Just To Die at 3:28 am on Jan. 3, 2009

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Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009

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Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this

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  What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
  Overqualified.

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So what is a drummer with a full brain? Like mine?!

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A guitarist in disguise.

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Whats so special about guitar? What would songs be without a beat, a rythm? Rythm and melody, the most important parts of modern music, and you say one is less important?

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I'm kidding mate, I play drums myself. I just know alot of drummer jokes. I know alot of guitarist and bassist jokes too.

How does a guitarist get to park in the disabled spot?
He puts drumsticks on the dash.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five, one do actually do it then four to discuss how much better Neil Pert could do it.

Why does a band need a bassist?
To translate for the drummer.

How do you know when a drummer is at the door?
The knock speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in.

Guy one: How late does the band play?
Guy two: About half a beat behind the drummer.

How do you get a drummer to play quieter?
Put a sheet of music infront of him.

And how do you get him to stop?
Put notes on it.

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It's been three weeks since I had a decent sleep,
In an empty bed with a restless head,
These thoughts are killing me so...

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Quote: from Frubeling at 10:09 pm on Jan. 3, 2009

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Whats so special about guitar? What would songs be without a beat, a rythm? Rythm and melody, the most important parts of modern music, and you say one is less important?

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I'm kidding mate, I play drums myself. I just know alot of drummer jokes. I know alot of guitarist and bassist jokes too.

How does a guitarist get to park in the disabled spot?
He puts drumsticks on the dash.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five, one do actually do it then four to discuss how much better Neil Pert could do it.

Why does a band need a bassist?
To translate for the drummer.

How do you know when a drummer is at the door?
The knock speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in.

Guy one: How late does the band play?
Guy two: About half a beat behind the drummer.

How do you get a drummer to play quieter?
Put a sheet of music infront of him.

And how do you get him to stop?
Put notes on it.

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