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What does toilet paper and Star Trek have in common?
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They both circle uranus and search for klingons.

Lame, i know.
but it was pretty hilarious coming from my mother..

Post edited at 3:56 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 by bloodyXkisses

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WOW,  that was goooood

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Lmao.

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O__O I think I threw up a little...

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Lolz!

Pretty funny ^__^

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lol

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lol

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In NO star trek series did the enterprise ever circle uranus.

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