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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
Replies: 23Last Post Jan. 1 11:16pm by ocho cinco
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Canoes tip.

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Meh.

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wow u shuld consider stand up

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I'd like it very much if you went away and never returned :)

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You're kind of weird.

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I loled. Just a little though.

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You see, it's humorous because it plays on the common stereotype that followers of the Jewish faith are often stingy.

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STOP IT WITH THE JOKES!

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Are you part of the KKK?

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Umm...yeah.

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That was ok, i laughed a bit

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Quote: from YeahBoii at 8:38 pm on Jan. 1, 2009

Are you part of the KKK?
Nah man I wish I was though.

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Meh

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You have never gotten laid, i bet.

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