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So a priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar...
Replies: 14 — Last Post Jan. 2 1:31am by myystic
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( yoshiness )


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And that's just the first person!

Fill in the rest yourself.

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Deeznutz FYC


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I GET IT!

*has seizure*

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A cool rap video me and my friends made:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml7yTSzixtE

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Tits McGee


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Took me a minute... or like, 20 seconds.

Post edited at 1:18 am on Jan. 2, 2009 by Tits McGee

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danndivision


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HARHARHAR

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justin1990rm


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lol i knew that would be the punchline
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AliciaG


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I lol'd
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Sanctum


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HArdy Har Har

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Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyway:D
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return2me


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I was expecting that, and I dont know why.

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Stellar


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And he said, "Yo holmes, to Bel Air!"

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blufindr


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Bahaha.

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Total Destruction


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hahaha that's hella funny!

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mvmassacre


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Lolz! ^__^

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MystiqueBeauty16

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haha.

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soothsayer


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So a Preist, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar, and the Bartender sees them and goes "Is this some sort of joke?"

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CAKE?
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myystic


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dude, i picked this before i'd even come to the topic, and you guys are taking a good minute to follow it

figjam

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you're just nineteen.

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