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Ashley came home from work and sat down next to me...
I was on the computer
Replies: 14 — Last Post Nov. 30, 2008 10:49am by Killtyronedead
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Ashley:  How much homework do you have left?
Sean: Oh, this isn't homework.  This is recreational work.
Ashley:  Really?  What are you doing?
Sean:  Reading through Gregory's five theological orations and systematically picking out the Old Testament quotes and allusions in order to develop a holistic understanding of his hermeneutic.

Then she told me she loved me, but not in the way that she does while we're cuddling.  It wasn't even in the way she does when she wants five dollars.  It was more like the way you would say you love Old Yeller right before shooting him.

Am I getting a divorce?

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Why don't you initiate "don't divorce me sex"

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She loves you in the way you love that kid who still plays with pogs all these years later.

Sure, he's a loser and you feel bad for him. But it's endearing too.

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kid, I wrote back,
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Quote: from SheMintsEclectic at 3:37 pm on Nov. 23, 2008
Why don't you initiate "don't divorce me sex"

Because that would interrupt my recreational note taking.

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I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\

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Quote: from the real anti christ at 3:45 pm on Nov. 23, 2008
I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\

We don't own a gun.  We do own a camera, but I'm not so worried about her shooting me with that.

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... Yes, you are.

-_-'

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Quote: from Prince o palities at 3:52 pm on Nov. 23, 2008
Quote: from the real anti christ at 3:45 pm on Nov. 23, 2008
I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\

We don't own a gun.  We do own a camera, but I'm not so worried about her shooting me with that.

She can borrow our shotgun if she want.

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Oh my.

It's like "you're so precious and dorky" <3

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From a distance you look like my friend,

even though we are at war.

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She thinks you're sweet and precious!

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oh, baby it's a wild word, and it's hard to get by just upon a smile
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how did i miss this topic?

this is amazing. you are like old yeller.

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As long as you don't get a text message saying "We need to talk", you are fine.

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Quote: from Prince o palities at 1:36 pm on Nov. 23, 2008
It wasn't even in the way she does when she wants five dollars.

Way to keep your bitch in line.

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I'd rather be on /b/.

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I'm good like that.

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Quote: from Prince o palities at 4:36 pm on Nov. 23, 2008
It was more like the way you would say you love Old Yeller right before shooting him.

This line kills me every fucking time.

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