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Ashley came home from work and sat down next to me...
I was on the computer
Replies: 14Last Post Nov. 30, 2008 10:49am by Killtyronedead
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Ashley:  How much homework do you have left?
Sean: Oh, this isn't homework.  This is recreational work.
Ashley:  Really?  What are you doing?
Sean:  Reading through Gregory's five theological orations and systematically picking out the Old Testament quotes and allusions in order to develop a holistic understanding of his hermeneutic.

Then she told me she loved me, but not in the way that she does while we're cuddling.  It wasn't even in the way she does when she wants five dollars.  It was more like the way you would say you love Old Yeller right before shooting him.

Am I getting a divorce?

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Why don't you initiate "don't divorce me sex"

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what's this empty box??

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She loves you in the way you love that kid who still plays with pogs all these years later.

Sure, he's a loser and you feel bad for him. But it's endearing too.

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Quote: from SheMintsEclectic at 3:37 pm on Nov. 23, 2008

Why don't you initiate "don't divorce me sex"

Because that would interrupt my recreational note taking.

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I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\

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Quote: from the real anti christ at 3:45 pm on Nov. 23, 2008

I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\

We don't own a gun.  We do own a camera, but I'm not so worried about her shooting me with that.

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... Yes, you are.

-_-'

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Quote: from Prince o palities at 3:52 pm on Nov. 23, 2008

Quote: from the real anti christ at 3:45 pm on Nov. 23, 2008

I think that means she is going to shoot you... :\

We don't own a gun.  We do own a camera, but I'm not so worried about her shooting me with that.


She can borrow our shotgun if she want.

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Oh my.

It's like "you're so precious and dorky" <3

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From a distance you look like my friend,

even though we are at war.


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She thinks you're sweet and precious!

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how did i miss this topic?

this is amazing. you are like old yeller.

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Quote: from Prince o palities at 1:36 pm on Nov. 23, 2008

It wasn't even in the way she does when she wants five dollars.

Way to keep your bitch in line.

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In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed.

You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.


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I'm good like that.

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Quote: from Prince o palities at 4:36 pm on Nov. 23, 2008

It was more like the way you would say you love Old Yeller right before shooting him.

This line kills me every fucking time.

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