man: oh im so sorry i didnt mean to kick you

midget: oh dont worry about it, its ok

man: ill buy you a drink

so they both sit down and have a drink

man: so what do you do

midget i work in the circus, my wife also works in the circus, she'll be here in a minute

then this 7 foot fat woman came alomg to their table

man: so you work in the circus as well?

women: yes we are a circus family and im going to have a baby

man: awwww thats nice do you want a boy or a girl

woman: well we're not to fussed as long as it can fit in the cannon

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if blood is the price for victory
then my enemies shall pay in full