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Have you heard the joke about the epileptic?
Replies: 11 — Last Post Nov. 24, 2008 8:35pm by PotPom
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No? well thats ok, he's a jerk.

How bout the one about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg?
no again? oh... well he's alright now.

How about the one about the blind carpenter searching for a cure?
no... again... well he picked up his hammer and saw.

What about the the man who lost his big toe cuz he got it jamed in the door?
Oh! you have herd that one ok, good at least you know one good joke.



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what was the point of this? i mean, really?

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Was...Was this supposed to be funny?

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this is so cool.
but this is cooler
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SHIT.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet-first?
So you can come in it's face before it dies.

How do you get the baby out the blender?
Tortillas.

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Ha. Ha?

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By a show of hands who else in here is faking?
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Meh

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Wrong forum topic. Fail?

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it's okay. you'll do better next time.

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Whoosh. I didn't get that at all...or maybe I did. Hmmm

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mean!

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Not funny.

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Quote: from siddox3 at 10:31 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
it's okay. you'll do better next time.

thanx. # ?

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