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I want chinese.

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The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...
sorry just had to do it

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I want chinese.

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Post edited at 7:46 am on Nov. 26, 2008 by sour candy

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Quote: from Minnick at 7:42 am on Nov. 26, 2008

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I want chinese.

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mm yum
eggy crumpets sound good too...its just like eggy bread but with crumpets and they soak up more liquid

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I like the rice.

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MiNNiCK: September 2003 - May 2009

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Quote: from sour candy at 10:45 am on Nov. 26, 2008

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Quote: from Minnick at 7:42 am on Nov. 26, 2008

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I want chinese.

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mm yum  
 eggy crumpets sound good too...its just like eggy bread but with crumpets and they soak up more liquid

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I like the rice.

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Quote: from Minnick at 7:54 am on Nov. 26, 2008

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Quote: from sour candy at 10:45 am on Nov. 26, 2008

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Quote: from Minnick at 7:42 am on Nov. 26, 2008

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I want chinese.

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mm yum
  eggy crumpets sound good too...its just like eggy bread but with crumpets and they soak up more liquid

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 I like the rice.

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nice :)
i like the majority of chinese dishes :D lol
and i like to cook it too..im getting a chinese cook book for x mas with 1000 recipes

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That will be awesome! I'm not at home right now or I'd cook something yummy. I'm at my friend's house and he wants me to try this place down the road


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MiNNiCK: September 2003 - May 2009

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I just got a whole wheat tortilla and put peanut butter, jelly, and banana in it. It was delsih. I was a little afraid but the first bite is mind blowing. It's rely good so I thought I'd share that.

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sounds yum, but only with apple or strawberry jelly :]

actually, i prefer preserves, but thats beside the point.

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"97 sebringsizzle dawg. its some pimp shit.
i drop the top and all the hoes jump in fo a ride. ya dig?"--purple smoke
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full
of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.