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i have a joke, but it is more of a fail.
Replies: 16 — Last Post Nov. 29, 2008 3:00pm by longliverock2
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why should women need to know how to tell time?

because they should know when to start cooking me my dinner. ha.  

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katjassidekick


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At least you're right about one thing.

Fail.

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Must be a devil between us,
  or whores in my head

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Renea1993


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'i have a joke, but it is more of a fail'

Try mega-fail.

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Bittersweetoxox


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I don't like cooking.

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Porn.

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radshelb


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...fail.

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Spuddlesworth


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Oh dear.

But good effort.

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Dannay


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thats just like saying why they normally have smaller feet

to get closer to the sink :|

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Im the Dude


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f-a-i-l

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Keep off the grass

I'm Manny Pacquiao's bitch.
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tell me again


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Uh, yeah.
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Quote: from Dannay at 2:52 pm on Nov. 29, 2008
thats just like saying why they normally have smaller feet

to get closer to the sink :|

i thought it was closer to the stove...

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NikkiMikki

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I'm biting my tongue so hard I'm tasting blood.

Loser.

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Yep definite fail.

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Who am I kidding?
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CaseyLee

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Yea your right about fail.

But you try.

:)

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Quote: from CaseyLee at 2:55 pm on Nov. 29, 2008
Yea your right about fail.

But you try.

:)

well, you know, someone has to.

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