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Successful Sons
A hilarious JOKE
Replies: 8Last Post Nov. 28, 2008 3:40pm by Flikted001
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Okay, so 4 men are going golfing one day when one of them gets a cell phone call. Taking the call, he walks away from his friends while they continue talking about whatever. They get on the subject of how successful their sons are. The first guy says:
"My son is so successful, he graduated high school, and graduated from Stanford, got a great job and was able to give one of his friends an art porfolio."
The second guy, thinking his son has done better with his life, says:
"My son was so successful, he graduated high school, graduated from Yale, got a great job and was able to give one of his best friends 2 cars."
The third man, knowing his son was more successful than either of his friends' sons, says:
"My son was so successful, he graduated high school, graduated from Harvard and was able to give one of his closest friends a 3 story house."
The man who had gotten the cell phone call walked up.
"Hey guys, what are we talking about?"
The other 3 men explain and the last man looks down at his feet. He says:
"Well, frankly I'm not to proud of my son. He's a high school drop out and just recently I found out he was gay. But the last 3 boyfriends he had must've been great cause he got an art portfolio, 2 cars and a house!"

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Midnight Lights



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Lol.

Thats wow.


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Baron Samedi


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Took me a second, but I got it...

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Roflmao. That's awesome. :P
Saves the humour until the end, great joke. :P

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( Flikted001 )

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BTW.. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE THAT IS GAY.. ITS JUST FUNNY TO ME.

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ShellS


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OMFG LMFAO! THAT IS HORRIBLE!!!

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lol

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Teenie1


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Epic.

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Quote: from Teenie1 at 3:39 pm on Nov. 28, 2008

Epic.
In a good way? lol

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