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( santana 08 )
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Haha. I thought it was funny. THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT > My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. > As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that >'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. > 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' > She calmly turned her head and said, > 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' > To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, > 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.Tray-up, Bitch'
------- Johnny Depp me love!!! Msn- returntodust_08@hotmail.com
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kay dee
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bahahaha. oh fuck.
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Zetsuai
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Oh my god, that's brilliant.
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Teenie1
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LOL, She got PWND.
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10:31 am on Nov. 28, 2008 | Joined: April 2008 | Days Active: 114 Join to learn more about Teenie1 England, United Kingdom | Bisexual Female | Posts: 2,821 | Points: 3,924
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Dannay
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PISSING MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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xBlackRainbow93x
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Pwnd
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King Kong
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lol
------- Pandora didn't think outside the box
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murphy mcbagel
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WOW! hahaha! fucking awesome.
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Sarge
Enlightened One
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Epic.
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noraa
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Omg he sounds awesome! I want a flight attendant like that!
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meow666
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OH SNAP!!! :P
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arwen rashka
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That's facking fabulous.
------- I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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