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Pushing the limits of human stupidity
Replies: 18 — Last Post Nov. 25, 2008 2:04pm by Ldzpln
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Today I wanted to light a cigarette.
Except I didn't have a lighter, nor matches nor a fire breathing dragon.
So i thought it'd be a good idea to use the gas stove to light my cigarette.
As i lean over the huge flames, I hear this fizz and I smell something burning.

I burnt my nose hair and the top of my scalp.

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Faaaantastic. I've done that too.
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Thats why you light a piece of paper and light your cig off that.

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...ur an odd one....

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Ouch. Lesson learned (I hope).

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Ahh, Ive singed the hair doing that one too....

Incompetence.

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rofl XD

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Quote: from tait at 12:03 am on Nov. 25, 2008
Thats why you light a piece of paper and light your cig off that.

I figured that after having dunked my head in a tub of water.

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i've seen someone use a toaster...
they got their nose pretty good, and all i could do was laugh my ass off haha

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Stinks too doesn't it.

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Seriously? LOL!

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Quote: from ldzpln at 11:05 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
Quote: from tait at 12:03 am on Nov. 25, 2008
Thats why you light a piece of paper and light your cig off that.

I figured that after having dunked my head in a tub of water.

Epiphanies ftw.

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