Because I'm always trying to get them to think, "Did he just fucking say what I think he said?" It's nice.
I like to bring shock and awe to people.
Like... I like to masturbate to anime, some of which is in my avatar.
You know you all do too.
I feel like I needed something more shocking, though. Maybe... I stuck my dick in someones mayonnaise today? Maybe that'll do it. If that doesn't work, then I blew a load into it also, as well as their ranch.
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I dream not to be a Super Hero, but a Super Villain.
Then will I unite the world, where other Heroes have failed.
-Eric D. Chandler