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( An Young Guy )
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You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder! Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him. Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me. The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I'm not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot. "Game over fucker" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's funny faggot!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs."
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YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY EPICNESS.
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 LiveWire Humor
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Twinkle556
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yikes prety freaky if you ask me
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ElectricLadyFlash
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Motherfuck, STOP GOING TO ED.
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EmbraceTheHate
Swami
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i hate when that happens to me...
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As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart.
You don't know how lucky you are not to have one.
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made
unbreakable. -Wizard of Oz
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Yahtzee
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stop making me lose the game :(
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8:10 pm on July 3, 2009 | Joined: Sep. 2008 | Days Active: 338
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( An Young Guy )
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Quote: from ElectricLadyflash at 11:09 pm on July 3, 2009
 Motherfuck, STOP GOING TO ED.
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YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY EPICNESS.
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Miami0429
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will there be a storytime 3??? 
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