I had a bottle of water in the freezer that I forgot about and I just went to go get it, and the bottle was pure water before I picked it up, and when I set it down on the counter, it magically turned to ice.
Now I gotta wait for it to heat up. Also, I coughed myself awake. How do I stop cough attacks from happening in the middle of the night?
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"Last night I tried to slip it in her rear. When she began to
complain about the pain, I stupidly told her to take it like a man."
~Quantumleaper