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( The Last Magister )
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And God tells them that what they drive depends on how faithful they were in life. So the first guy says, "I cheated a lot, I'll admit it." So God gives him a bicycle. The second guy says, "I only cheated once." And God gives him a motorcycle. The third guy says, "I've never cheated." And God gives him a Lamborghini. Later the man on the motorcycle sees the guy driving the Lamborghini crying. When he asks the man why he's crying, he replies, "I just saw my wife walking."
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I'm not wasted potential, you're just not worth my time.
The impossibility of perfection will tear me apart.
There's only so much you can do.
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Awww! 
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Life is dwindling, my dear sweet friend.
Live free and peaceful.
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Leannbby
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awwwwwwwwwwww
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What happens when the only person that can make you stop crying
Is the one who made you cry.
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7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 | Joined: Dec. 2008 | Days Active: 64
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Nalexandra09
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haha.
i saw another version of this joke, but his wife is riding a skateboard at the end.
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I lol'd
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The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off
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Lally
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I dont get it.
did he kill his wife?
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kitts
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Cold Blooded. Love Leeches.
http://lyingfacedown.livejournal.com/
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lmao
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You do what you have to do.
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awwww haha
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iMalz
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Heard. lol
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Hollywood couldn't write a better scene.
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I smiled.
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Different instructors answer in different ways
but cut to its base level the answer is always another question:
How badly does the patient want to survive?-Ș™:
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