I'm posting this rap a Chinese kid at my school wrote. He's the least gangster/most Asian person I know. I find it absolutely hilarious. (grammatical errors left intact)
yo homie! I got something for ya!
u guys ready for this? Lets go!
chorus:
whern u look @ urself in the mirror
wat do u see
happiness or sorrow or wat will u be
wat do u envision
wat do u see
wat do u see
wat do u see ( u see x2)
verse 1:
u may think ur the shit
but u dont know single bit
the way u think is like a kid
who has no idea about the true shit
living in this bubble of heaven
acting as a shield and safe haven
u dont see those that work l8 till 11
not knowing wats truly out there for u
when the real shit comes wat would u do
u dont see alot in me
u may make fun of me
but theres more in me than u can see
im more than u can ever be
u may take away my pride
but theres other things in my life
acting as my guide
i care for more than just being the big guy
cuz theres better ways to solve a problem than a fight
life is more than u think
wat else can u actually do but drink
is the next thing u do smoke dank
is thats wat then shut the fuck up and go join a gang
wat do u hav in ur life
wat r u destined to be
i cant answer that for you
but i know wat i gotta do
i see myself destined for greatness
i envision that greatness i see
to help those out there in need
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