Everyone used to complain to Jim Hatjick the country hick, they said "you shut dem dogs up they be keepin my awake!" Jim Hatjick was quiet, each time he'd say "My doggy, he goin be quiet, just for you sweet peas"
Hatjick went out back and looked at his cat, barking with the other dogs, he looked at him and says "Why did you always bark, why, whats wrong with chu, is it because ye hungry?"
Hatjick opened the cupboard, and got his cat its favourite food, live puppy dogs
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