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If God was a human.
Replies: 14 — Last Post July 3 6:26pm by BleedingSteelWings
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I'd fuck him.

Plus, he would look like Johnny Depp, so it's a win/win.

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then you'd get pregnant and jesus would be reborn!

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If God was a human I would kill him ^-^

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If God were human he wouldn't be God.

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ifyoulikepinacoladas


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What makes you think he looks like Johnny Depp?
If I looked like Johnny Depp, would you fuck me?
and also, I don't think if Jesus was human, he'd be fucking you anytime soon... too pure, if you catch my drift.

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WTF XD.     Lol antarticans

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Quote: from I like tuhtles at 10:30 pm on Jan. 13, 2009
Quote: from 9 Volt at 1:29 am on Jan. 14, 2009
You're an idiot.

DON'T YOU SASS ME, MISSY.

YOU AIN'T MAH DADDY! D8<

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Quote: from necronomicon servant at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009
If God was a human I would kill him ^-^

yes.

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Quote: from aejae at 7:10 pm on July 3, 2009
then you'd get pregnant and jesus would be reborn!



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I'm God.  
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Quote: from necronomicon servant at 2:10 pm on July 3, 2009
If God was a human I would kill him ^-^

That's not a good idea, its been almost 2000 years and the Jews still haven't lived it down.

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Quote: from HarrySunderland at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009
Quote: from necronomicon servant at 2:10 pm on July 3, 2009
If God was a human I would kill him ^-^

That's not a good idea, its been almost 2000 years and the Jews still haven't lived it down.

1) Der juden killed Jesus not God retard!
2) I'm not a fucking kike!

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Quote: from RayOrama at 11:10 am on July 3, 2009
If God were human he wouldn't be God.

This.

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Quote: from ifyoulikepinacoladas at 2:11 pm on July 3, 2009
What makes you think he looks like Johnny Depp?
If I looked like Johnny Depp, would you fuck me?
and also, I don't think if Jesus was human, he'd be fucking you anytime soon... too pure, if you catch my drift.
Because Johnny Depp is the perfect flawless human.
And if you did, then yes I would.

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Quote: from necronomicon servant at 3:43 pm on July 3, 2009
Quote: from HarrySunderland at 11:11 am on July 3, 2009
Quote: from necronomicon servant at 2:10 pm on July 3, 2009
If God was a human I would kill him ^-^
 

 That's not a good idea, its been almost 2000 years and the Jews still haven't lived it down.

1) Der juden killed Jesus not God retard!
2) I'm not a fucking kike!

the jews didnt kill jesus.
they just chose for Barabbas instead of Jesus. so Jesus got put to death instead of him.
whats so bad about jews?

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