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Hilarious Dad.
Replies: 11Last Post July 2 7:32pm by CrazyGrrl4U
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  I was sleeping over my friends house, when one of my friend's dad textes him, with these exact words -

"y0!! Wh3re You b3 AT??! B1aTch!!!! M0' FUkkah!!"

hahaha what kind of dad texts his child with those words?  

Also, while we were at his house late at night, sitting in the living room with his parents, the dad all of a sudden says to his wife, "so, honey, are we gona FUCKKK tonight?"
This was infront of all of us.
The wife goes " no, not tonight"
dad - "oh, so you're telling me i popped viagra for nothing? fine, ill take heidi" (the dog)

we all started laughing. Imagine having a dad like that?

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Seriously, his dad is too young for him

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O.O
I would just walk out of the room.

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I WOULD FUCKING DIE!

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My mom texts me in that weird texting language while I respond to get in complete sentences. It's quite pathetic. I feel as if I am her father in terms of intelligence.

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that doesn't sound like fun

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Thats creepy o.O

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your dad seems pretty cool.

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hehe...good sense of humor at least.

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Sounds like a special kind of guy

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Oh wow.

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lol sounds like awesome dad. the text message was hilarious but the second part is a lil creepy lol

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