Its just a little cough,
Is what my mother said,
I said "Yeh right bitch", as I puked upon her head
Isnt this flu, supposed to mean i'm dead
I  guess I got myself scared, from all the stuff i've read.

First a cough, but then I wake, to a soar throat
My dad said "its just a cold" as I puke up in his coat.
I stand above the toilet, just to have a spew
The feeling coming down my throat, felt tender and cool

I buy a mask, them whack things,
The things the asians wear,
Its white and covers up my face.
Like some damn polar bear.
I exit the house, and as I guessed.
Everyone stops and stares.
I guess my mum was always right,
When she said nobody cares.

I let a sneeze out that blows off my mask at some hobo,
I start to laugh a snicker, as I imagine it in slow mo.
He panicked, then dodged, and flicked left his head.
Funny this, because it hit, tomorrow he'll be dead
I see an onlooker the next day, right next to this man
She, is crying, so many tears, like shes his biggest fan

So I casually walk up to her,
And cough on her all proud
She sees my swine flu looking face,
And screams off in the crowd.

So my doctors appointment, is booked
for 9am today.
Wear my swine flu mask is what I have been told.
I walk up to the doctor, he tests me out all day.
Then smiles and tells me, its just a common cold

THE END

Post edited at 8:56 am on June 17, 2009 by austinz

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that is soo great but then why did the hobo actually die? like starvation or something you'd figure he's been weaker the day before instead of moving around so much.

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lol didnt really think into it, I guess swine flu kills people who are more weak, and a hobo would be  weak so the flu would affect him more . . well I dunno I just made that up sorta