I shaved my Jolly Green Giant's hair a short while ago, and now I have a bit of a rash. The hairs are sharp now, and I didn't use shaving cream. I used sudsy soap, though.

So how can one go about shaving their crotch without arousing suspicion? Outside of my room I have little privacy, and I have no way to buy anything without people knowing what it is, so shaving cream designed for your nuts is out of the question.

Please MTV, pimp my ride!

Also, LW, do you all like when dudes shave?

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I refuse to jerk God's figurative dick and swallow his figurative
splooge for eternity, even to avoid the death penalty.

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I don't like man crotch

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