------- Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate, Could nature make a man of me yet?
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You should find out where she lives, kidnap her, and then hold her hostage in an abandoned bar, so she may serve you forever.
------- "I don't see any god up here." - Yuri Garagin aboard the Vostok 1
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You should find out where she lives, kidnap her, and then hold her hostage in an abandoned bar, so she may serve you forever.
This is a very reasonable course of action.
------- I refuse to jerk God's figurative dick and swallow his figurative splooge for eternity, even to avoid the death penalty.
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agerask
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yeah. that's a day-breaker.
------- I hate when people talk about sorry not meaning anything. Because right now, you saying you're sorry would mean the world to me.
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You should find out where she lives, kidnap her, and then hold her hostage in an abandoned bar, so she may serve you forever.
or just fuck her till shes blind
------- Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate, Could nature make a man of me yet?
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