I'm drunk, which means that if my gf wants to have sex tonight, she's going to be the only one with the Big O. I'm glad that my gf can now regularly view my symptoms of depression and alcoholism. Hooray for closing the gap in long-distance relationships! Ps. I'm almost sad that now she's able to see how/who I am on a daily basis. Marriage is depressing when you're depressed. Happy Traitor's Day, everyone the United States!
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I'm smart enough to act stupid