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Lucifer is the unsung hero of the Bible
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As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest.  I loves me some horns, I do.

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You're weird.

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Quote: from JeanClaude at 3:08 pm on July 4, 2009

As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest. I loves me some horns, I do.
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I'm a horns man myself.  

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sounds like something they'd say on Have I Got News For You

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Quote: from JeanClaude at 1:08 am on July 5, 2009

As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest. I loves me some horns, I do.

Don't you see that Lucifer does not want you to think for yourself, just to adopt his ideological worldview uncritically, rather than accepting the ideological worldview of god uncritically?

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Quote: from Moridin at 3:12 pm on July 4, 2009

Quote: from JeanClaude at 1:08 am on July 5, 2009

As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest.  I loves me some horns, I do.

Don't you see that Lucifer does not want you to think for yourself, just to adopt his ideological worldview uncritically, rather than accepting the ideological worldview of god uncritically?


Meh. His views seem a little more reasonable than "You will now burn because I created you unless you suck my balls". With that said, Satan is almost as much of a selfish prick as God.

It's picking the lesser of two evils, I suppose.

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Quote: from Moridin at 6:12 pm on July 4, 2009

Quote: from JeanClaude at 1:08 am on July 5, 2009

As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest.  I loves me some horns, I do.

Don't you see that Lucifer does not want you to think for yourself, just to adopt his ideological worldview uncritically, rather than accepting the ideological worldview of god uncritically?


That's not something I see. No, that's not something I see at all. Actually, I think that may perhaps be wrong.

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The devil rocks.

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Quote: from JeanClaude at 1:16 am on July 5, 2009

Quote: from Moridin at 6:12 pm on July 4, 2009

Quote: from JeanClaude at 1:08 am on July 5, 2009

As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest. I loves me some horns, I do.
 

 Don't you see that Lucifer does not want you to think for yourself, just to adopt his ideological worldview uncritically, rather than accepting the ideological worldview of god uncritically?


That's not something I see. No, that's not something I see at all. Actually, I think that may perhaps be wrong.


What evidence is Satan presenting for his claims then? None? How unfortunate.

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Quote: from Cunning Stunt at 6:18 pm on July 4, 2009

The devil rocks.

God is a big ole hairy Jew.

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Quote: from JeanClaude at 5:37 pm on July 4, 2009

Quote: from Cunning Stunt at 6:18 pm on July 4, 2009

The devil rocks.

God is a big ole hairy Jew.


You've seen Him?

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 7:02 pm on July 4, 2009

Quote: from JeanClaude at 5:37 pm on July 4, 2009

Quote: from Cunning Stunt at 6:18 pm on July 4, 2009

The devil rocks.
 

 God is a big ole hairy Jew.


You've seen Him?

We just added some pretty sweet pictures to his Facebook. We called it "chillin w my homies @ sizzler."

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Quote: from JeanClaude at 7:17 pm on July 4, 2009

Quote: from Forever Angel at 7:02 pm on July 4, 2009

Quote: from JeanClaude at 5:37 pm on July 4, 2009

Quote: from Cunning Stunt at 6:18 pm on July 4, 2009

The devil rocks.

  God is a big ole hairy Jew.


You've seen Him?

We just added some pretty sweet pictures to his Facebook. We called it "chillin w my homies @ sizzler."


Oh, I see... You've been taken in by some cheap wannabe... you're so gullible.

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