I had one, but I can't seem to find it. It was on a racist site, but the dumbasses accidentally made fun of themselves.

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I refuse to jerk God's figurative dick and swallow his figurative
splooge for eternity, even to avoid the death penalty.

- What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
- One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

- What's white and fourteen inches long?
- Absolutely nothing!

- Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
- It's hard to find them in the snow.

Random ones of the internet.

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"The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the
shoreline of wonder" (Ralph W. Sockman)

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- How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- One, white men will screw anything.

- What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
- One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

- What's white and fourteen inches long?
- Absolutely nothing!

- Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
- It's hard to find them in the snow.  

Random ones of the internet.

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BWahahahahaha

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"If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"