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so i was getting my allergy shots again today, and me and my ma are sitting in the waiting room. while we were waiting, i noticed that behind me were a shitload of blood sugar testing machines, so i was like "pssss, ma, gimme yer purse, im gonna put one of these in it." she got all fissy, she said "D: no, whats wrong with you?!" so i said it would be mad awesome to have a blood test machine, so she gave me her purse, and i took the machine out of the box and put it in the purse, then she said "oh wait, your grandfather needs some extra strips" so i got 2 boxes, i couldnt hid them anywhere so i just stuffed them into my pants, my ma has been freaking out ever since, shes such a tool XD
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7:36 pm on July 9, 2009 | Joined: June 2009 | Days Active: 161
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Hahahaha, Wow.. My Grandma is like that.
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kay dee
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You realize to be a convict you must be CONVICTED of something, right?
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i wish forgetting you was as easy as getting into
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lol that funny
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ha.
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Quote: from kay dee at 10:37 pm on July 9, 2009
 You realize to be a convict you must be CONVICTED of something, right?
its an exhaggeration, chill 
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alright
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WHAT A BADASS
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