Jesus fucking Christ, I went to IKEA just to buy a Billy book case and some Gosa pillows, but no, I got hit on by two different guys.
It was my dumb fucking shirt (a freakin' sweet Rocky Horror Picture Show T-shirt) This guy who works there just looks me up and down and then says, "Now put your hands on your hips" and then proceeded to creep on me. Then, while I was leaving, this guy my age checked me out, stared at my chest for a while (it's an awesome shirt!) and was like, "Is that a band?" and then proceeded to creep on me.
This shirt is not seeing daylight for a little while.
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IKEA makes me jizz and then I go into a coma because of all the cheap swedish stuff.
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this is just an "im hot" topic.
people should be happy they get checked out.
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Quote: from Miss Vanity at 4:46 pm on July 9, 2009
Take a pic of yourself in it (: I wanna see it.
ME TOO! :)
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Quote: from ElephantStone at 4:46 pm on July 9, 2009
this is just an "im hot" topic.
people should be happy they get checked out.
Oh, I wouldn't have minded the guy my age hitting on me, but the other dude must have been 25, and inquired whether or not I'd been to the live show by asking if I was a virgin. I got what he meant, everyone around me didn't.
------- I read the body count out of the paper And now it's written all over my face
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Quote: from ElephantStone at 4:46 pm on July 9, 2009
this is just an "im hot" topic.
people should be happy they get checked out.
Oh, I wouldn't have minded the guy my age hitting on me, but the other dude must have been 25, and inquired whether or not I'd been to the live show by asking if I was a virgin. I got what he meant, everyone around me didn't.
look girl, you really should just take what you're offered
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I feel terrible for you. Really, I do.
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IKEA is amazingg
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