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Talk to a Stranger, post results.
Do you know where your children are?
Replies: 26Last Post July 13 7:15am by Alternative Twitch
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Executive
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Personally, I didn't think I'd ever use Livewire for this but why the hell not? It's a simple game.

Go to omegle.com and start a conversation. Copy and paste...

It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are?

Use this as your opening sentence and post the results. Epic lulz should ensue. I'll go first.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are?
Stranger: Yeah at the baby sitters
Stranger: why?
You: I like your children.
You: And I can't see them from here.
You: Where does your baby sitter live?
Stranger: what the hell, why would I tell you that?
You: Why would you not tell me?
Stranger: what are you my stalker now?
You: Clearly I'm not interested in you.
Stranger: then Fuck off,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Your turn Livewire.


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Let's wipe out the evil little bastards.


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lmao

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CuteBiBoy


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*smiles* very nice.

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They all disconnected as soon as I said that.

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Tarhanosaurus Sexx


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Haha.

I wish I could, but I use my mobile for the interwebz...I can't get on to something like that.

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well well well


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Stranger: sup
You: it's a quarter past the hour; do you know where your children are?
Stranger: i killed them
You: why's that?
Stranger: they pissed me off
Stranger: your the only person who knows that
Stranger: so i have to kill you now
Stranger: dont look behinde you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WHAT THE HELL MAN WHAT THE HELL AHH


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divine judgement

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are?
Stranger: yea...
Stranger: the orphanage
You: can i fuck them?
You: or not?
Stranger: child services took them away
Stranger: no
Stranger: pedofilias wrong man
You: i agree
You: its gross
You: ok im taking off my pants
Stranger: wankin time for ya?
Stranger: have fun with that

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Executive
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Well I'm glad at least one person gave it a shot. Thanks to everyone else for proving that Livewire isn't the place for innovation.


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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Let's wipe out the evil little bastards.

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S0LITUDE


g u a p a

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Stranger: I'm gay I'm bored entertain me
You: ewwww faggot
Stranger: your ass
You: no yours
You: faggot
Stranger: homofobic
Stranger: xD
You: I'm not afraid of you
You: you just disgust me
You: there's a difference
Stranger: why are you disgusted?
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: xD
You: because you're a faggot
Stranger: so what
You: xD=oversused
Stranger: i bet you like dick
Stranger: but dont admit it
You: I do admit it
You: only on april
Stranger: why april?
You: why not?
Stranger: well
Stranger: so you're an april gay lol
Stranger: that's a new one
You: lol I'm not a guy
You: faggot
You: :D
Stranger: lesbow xD
You: ;)
You: only on sundays
Stranger: why not saturdays?
You: because I gotta go to church that day
Stranger: well
Stranger: sundays (:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: made me laugh
Stranger: xD
Stranger: nicest conversation i had
Stranger: xxD
Stranger: but have to go (:
You: we should be hostile to each other now
Stranger: take care
You: you too
Stranger: ops hostile
Stranger: take care. bitch
Stranger: xD
You: there ya go
You: cunt
You: :d
You: :D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: bye

:P

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Executive
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Nice try Solitude, but you lost the game =P


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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Let's wipe out the evil little bastards.

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S0LITUDE


g u a p a

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You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are?
Stranger: 머라노
Stranger: 씨발 ㅡㅡ
Stranger: ]쳐
You: :o
Stranger: 제대로 말을하든가
You: holy shit

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S0LITUDE


g u a p a

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Quote: from Alternative Twitch at 7:04 am on July 10, 2009

Nice try Solitude, but you lost the game =P

ffffffffffffff

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-S0LITUDE

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airemaye


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You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are?
Stranger: IN MY UTERUS.
You: That's great
Stranger: yeah ;D
You: I have 13
You: children, I mean
Stranger: oh cool!
Stranger: do YOU know where all of them are?
You: Yes
You: they're in boxes
You: I'm going to ship them to America
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: i'm in america
Stranger: !
Stranger: maybe i can meet them
Stranger: ?!\

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Quote: from S0LITUDE at 10:05 pm on July 9, 2009

Quote: from Alternative Twitch at 7:04 am on July 10, 2009

Nice try Solitude, but you lost the game =P  
 

ffffffffffffff

Nice

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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Let's wipe out the evil little bastards.


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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello.
Stranger: you an rp?
You: Yes.
Stranger: are you a liar? aahaha
You: No, really I am.
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Cindy.
Stranger: oh so you have aim?
You: Yes, but first.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 15
You: Male?
Stranger: yes
You: So basically, you want to cyber sex?
Stranger: lmfaoo your not the rp i was lookin for hahah
You: Well. I'm 44 and I'm gonna rip you a new ass hole, little boy.
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: how are you gonna do that?
You: I'm tracking your IP address as we chat right now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

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