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Do you know where your children are?
Replies: 26Last Post July 13 7:15am by Alternative Twitch
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S0LITUDE


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You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are?
Stranger: Brazil
You: ola!
You: como estas?
Stranger: to de boa
Stranger: de onde vc é?
You: united states
You: america
Stranger: sei sei
Stranger: e fala espanhol?
You: sim
Stranger: gostei
Stranger: vc é homem ou mulher?
You: mulher
You: voce?
Stranger: Homem
Stranger: Sergio
Stranger: qual seu nome?
You: Carla
Stranger: nuss
Stranger: eu tinha uma namorada q se chamava assim
Stranger: qual sua idade?


this person was getting personal o:

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10:10 pm on July 9, 2009 | Joined: Dec. 2008 | Days Active: 341
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: 23/m/singapore
You: 21/m/usa
You: straight or homosexual?
Stranger: very straight
You: hmm...i can turn that around baby
Stranger: with a bit curve here and there
You: i'll make you gay
Stranger: how are you gonna do that?
You: i'm tracking your ip address right now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

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'"The singer and dancer Michael Jackson" is an anagram of
"Danger as he jams a cock in ten children"

10:11 pm on July 9, 2009 | Joined: April 2009 | Days Active: 55
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lawl, yours are win my friend.


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You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are?
Stranger: Dumbledore is keeping them safe
You: why? voldemort after them?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Hate when that happens
You: yeah
You: they must have been naughty kids
Stranger: Yeah, they were
You: you know dumbledore is gay don't you?
Stranger: Yup
You: are you happy leaving your kids in the hands of a homosexual?
Stranger: what do you have against homosexuals?
You: nothing
You: i was asking you
Stranger: It doesn't matter to me
You: i'm so glad
You: how many do you have?
Stranger: 3
You: what are their names?
Stranger: Jack, Isaac, & Alice
Stranger: but i don't know who the father is, so I have a scheduled appearance to make on Maury
You: are several black men going to come out and be all
You: "he aint my kid!!"
Stranger: Yes!
You: i don't watch american tv
You: i assume that how it goes

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10:17 pm on July 9, 2009 | Joined: Mar. 2005 | Days Active: 1,001
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey baby
Stranger: hi
You: I know where you live
Stranger: what?
You: Yeah I'm at your window
Stranger: um...
You: Don't look out
Stranger: asl?
You: 54/Male/at your window
Stranger: S.O.B
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are?
Stranger: i don't have kids
You: yes you do
Stranger: nah
You: im your son!
You: its me, remember that chick you fucked with no condemn?
You: that was my mom
Stranger: i'm a chick
Stranger: lol
You: oh shit
You: i meant dude
You: not chick
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yeah i remember
You: you abandoned me :(
Stranger: i know
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: why?
Stranger: you know mommy loves you
You: i love you mommy
Stranger: i love you too, son
Stranger: i forgot your name..what was it?
You: :( how could yoou forget you named me after dad, corn
Stranger: i named you corn
You: yes
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: now i remember!
You: YAY!
Stranger: how old are you now? 12?
You: 16
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i'm only 19
Stranger: so i had you when i was 3 :\
You: Well you were a horny 3 year old
Stranger: i must have been
Stranger: i got married when i was 3, too
You: yeah but you divorced because he had a small prick
Stranger: yeah true
You: so wanna cyber mommy?
Stranger: no thanks son
You: NOW!
Stranger: NO!
You: please i promise ill be good!
Stranger: no thanks
You: your mean :(
Stranger: sorry
You: i wish i was never born!
Stranger: you're grounded
Stranger: go to your room
You: i am in my room
Stranger: lol
Stranger: smart ass
You: why am i grounded?
Stranger: bc you're trying to e-fuck your mother
You: its not my fault your hot!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you couldn't know what i look like!
Stranger: i was 3!
You: so! >:(
Stranger: lol
You: sooo mom im getting undressed
Stranger: that's cool
You: zipppppppp there goes my pants
Stranger: need me to change your diaper sweetheart?
You: ohhhhhh yessss
Stranger: lol
You: please do
Stranger: okay
You: bye mom
Stranger: bye son
You: :(
Stranger: past your bedtime
You: im naughty punish me!
Stranger: okay, so, i take it you're horny?
You: no what gave you that idea? :)
Stranger: lol gee i wonder
You: sometimes your just too perverted mom
Stranger: oh please
Stranger: do you know your mothers name/
Stranger: *?
You: no i dont :(
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sucks for you
You: what is it?
Stranger: Stefanie


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Aw this lady is really nice.

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My funniest one yet:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello :)
Stranger: asl? ^^
You: 17/f/ca
You: you?
Stranger: 18 male france
Stranger: woot a girl :D
Stranger: it's cool
You: yeah
You: lol
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you know what
You: what?
Stranger: I really think that I could entertain you
You: really?
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: I would drive you crazy ^^
Stranger: and very horny.
You: cool
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: here my proposition
Stranger: is
You: i have one too ;)
Stranger: I have a webcam, and I'm ready to use it, just for your pleasure :)
You: can i tell you first
Stranger: you don't have to gimme pics
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: you are a guy?
Stranger: that's it? :(
You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
You: And I'm catching a predator
Stranger: ahaha ^^
Stranger: I'm not a predator
You: lol
Stranger: nice try though
You: but
You: for real, I am tracking your IP down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'll screen shot this one too.

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'"The singer and dancer Michael Jackson" is an anagram of
"Danger as he jams a cock in ten children"


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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello ;)
Stranger: heyy guy or girl?
You: gurl
You: you?
Stranger: sick
Stranger: guy
Stranger: how old?
You: 17 from cali, us
You: you?
Stranger: 17 canada
Stranger: you horny?
You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC and you're being recorded, sir.
You: Your IP address is being tracked.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

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'"The singer and dancer Michael Jackson" is an anagram of
"Danger as he jams a cock in ten children"

10:24 pm on July 9, 2009 | Joined: April 2009 | Days Active: 55
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You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: they are stroking my dick
Stranger: where else
You: stroking MY DICK
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i fuck my kids
Stranger: sorry
You: www.xnxx.com
Stranger: and your kids too
You: who is this, MJ?
Stranger: kids love sucking on my lollipop
Stranger: stop being so ignornat
You: what did i do?
You: hey Mj everyone thinks your dead LAWL!
Stranger: your dads worthless
Stranger: and i fucked your mom
Stranger: shes a dirty slut
You: cool hey MJ did you actually touch those kids?
Stranger: yep
You: ohhhh MJ im telling the court
Stranger: they beat it too
Stranger: it was thrilling
You: LMFAO!!!!
Stranger: im bad
You: is it true they made legos from the plastic on your face?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: they made a dildo
You: damn MJ your fucking nasty!
Stranger: then stuck it up my corpses ass
Stranger: and buried me with it
You: but your not really dead...or are you a ghost>
Stranger: i wanted them to put me to rest the wasy i lived
Stranger: way*
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i haunt the internets
Stranger: stalk the tubes
You: holy shit it all makes sense!
Stranger: it does
You: bye ghost of MJ!
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

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FOR 1 POINT I WILL TELL YOU A FORTUNE!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Jesus loves you
You: (:
Stranger: does jesus love my family?
You: Yes
Stranger: does jesus love my children?
You: Yes he does
Stranger: does jesus love my retard brother bilo?
You: Yepp
Stranger: does jesus love my neighbhor ulsulya collyatbuy?
You: sure why the heck not
Stranger: no one loves my neighbhor ulsulya collyatbuy

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Haha, some great conversations guise. Good job!


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