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my google joke of today
Replies: 8Last Post July 6 9:40am by GlassHearts
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I get a new joke everyday on google.

here's today's:

A wise teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything that your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home."

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I give up on trying to use knowledgeable quotes as
signatures, they always turn out tacky...


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audibleSIN


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I suspect there will be a pedobear picture somewhere.

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lmao !

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Oooooooh snap.

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Aha, lol!

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Haha maybe I should do that when I start teaching, cover all my bases.

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The Persuader


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LOL!!

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mvmassacre


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Oh my god. Haha!

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hehe

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