Stranger: I'm looking for horny female with pictures :)
You: orly
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Are you female?
You: ill see what i can do
You: let me upload some to a image hosting site
Stranger: Okay how old are you?
You: im 21 babe, you?
Stranger: 17 and ready to fuck :)
Stranger: Hope you like younger men :)
You: mmmm theyre the best
You: so eager to please ^_^
Stranger: Haha :)
Stranger: Yeah I am :)
You: ok almost done uploading
Stranger: Okay :)
You: are you ready for it big boy? :p
Stranger: yeah :)
You: are you hardddd
Stranger: Very :)
You: are you stroking that big fat dick of yours
Stranger: Yeah I am what are you doing? :)
You: stroking my clit as i upload this pic
You: its going slow :(
Stranger: Its okay :)
Stranger: How does it feel :)
You: mmm so good
Stranger: Good :)
You: almost there i hope i dont make you wait too much longer
Stranger: Im abbout to cum ohhhhh mmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy gggggggggggggoooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddd :)
Stranger: Almost done?
You: wait for meeeee
You: lol
Stranger: I will wait ;)
You: *link removed, it was a picture of a FAT lady with all the fat sagging at least a foot off of her body*
You: :D
You: fap to me baby
Stranger: Is that you?
You: mmmm yeahhhh
You: you like?
Stranger: Hell yeah
You: thats good baby
You: i think all the fat hides my penis lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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And when you're up watching cartoons at like 3 in the
morning you're nice and low to the ground
with your bean bag chair so when you
roll over you can sleep on the floor naked with your bag of cheetos