Glenn was evil as fuck, but did he truely know this?, yes he did!!! The evilness was creeping into his blood, he could feel it.
"I may be a goblin, but I AM NOT EVIL DAMMIT" He screamed.
That is when Glenn seen his Evil wife.
"It is time for you to die Glenn" she said
"SO BE IT" screamed Glenn, "I may be a goblin, wife but I have a heart aswell and you broke it!!!"
"But Glenn all goblins are Evil" she said "You must accept your fate as an evil goblin dammit"
That is when Glenn realised he could never be evil aslong as he beleived in freindship.
"NEVVVVVVVVER" he screamd as he pushed his wife into the lava"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO she screamed as she fell. Glenn collapsed to his kness for he finally knew why he had come here.... To kill his evil wife.
"So long Evil wife, you mother fucker."
But that is when glenn realised, he was a goblin and all goblins are evil. Glenn jumped into the Lava to destroy the evil once and for all.
The goblin dog stood atop the mountin looking down on the events.
"So long Glenn, my heart will always be with you."
It was the saddest most emotional moment in history.
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