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Have u heard this one?
Replies: 14 — Last Post June 25 12:28pm by Emilybird
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Sex is like math; ad the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope to God you dont multiply.

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Yes.

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Wowz.

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About a decade ago.

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Yup.
I heard a funnier poem on it though...

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yes.

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Old and lame.

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yeah

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heard it before, but still funny

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Ollllllllllllllllllllllllld
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Does this work for atheists?

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super duper old

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Quote: from Aerie at 6:02 pm on June 25, 2009
Yup.  
I heard a funnier poem on it though...

Share.

Also yes I heard it ages ago

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Quote: from Corrupted Innocence at 1:06 pm on June 25, 2009
Quote: from Aerie at 6:02 pm on June 25, 2009
Yup.
 I heard a funnier poem on it though...

Share.

Also yes I heard it ages ago


i don't remember it atm. I'll look and see if I have the book it's in still.

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Emilybird

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i remember hearing that in grade school. a kid told it in class. our teacher was mortified. good times.  
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