A few months ago the geniuses of the world who are promoting the New World Order got together for a meeting in Virginia.  The purpose for this meeting was to discuss the possibility of implanting every human being on the planet with a micro-chip.  "big Brother" will then be in a position to micro-manage every aspect of your life and especially your financial affairs.  It will be a cashless society with a credit and debit system, kept trck of by your own personal micro-chip code and a super computer which is able to prcess over 200,000 bits of information per second, for each person on the plant  (approx. 1,320,000,000,000,000 bits of information per second.)  Their time table to micro-chip the world is to complete this project by 2017.  Their most notable spokesman, Henry Kissinger, says they have 5 men, all from different countries, competing with each other to become leader of the New World Order, under control of a One World Government.  Guess who is leading the pack, who is the top contender for this most exalted position the world has ever produced?  Barack Hussein Obama is the correct answer.  Henry Kissinger says Obama is clearly the best choice to dissolve national borders and create this Utopian New World Order in which capitalism and free enterprise are outlawed and everyone will simply share and share alike.

World War III  Imminent

Here recently, North Korea has announced itself as a proud nuclear country, with plans to launch a nuclear missile at Hawaii during the month of July.  The U.S. intercepted this message during a transmit from Korea to Russia, while NK was trying to ally against us with Russia.  Russia, however, has decided to ally with the United States.  Russia, China, and the U.S. are planning on going at war with North Korea, Jordan, and Bosnia.  Among other smaller allies in this "unofficial" war, South Korea and Israel are supporting the U.S.  No attacks have been made so far (except for between Israel, Bosnia, and Jordan), as it is still in a "Cold War" stage.  North Korea has also announced that if they have proof or even suspect the U.S. of endangering them in any way, they will retaliate with full nuclear and arms assault.

So, what are your opinions on all of this?  This information has been taken from various newspapers and new channels from across the U.S.  Do you people believe this is "the end" as the rest of my family does?  (Not me.)  Or do you believe this will be just a major "turning point" in mankind's history?  (Any opinion of any sort will be accepted.

-------
Jason's Joke Thread.  
I am prepared to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.

[Hook]
Father, forgive them, for they don't know right from wrong
The truth will set you free, written down in this song
And the song has the Cause of Death written in code
The Word of God brought to life, that'll save ya soul..

Save ya soul motherfucker...save ya soul..

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
I hacked the Pentagon for self-incriminating evidence
Of Republican manufactured white powder pestilence
Marines Corps. flack vest, with the guns and ammo
Spittin' bars like a demon stuck inside a piano
Turn a Sambo into a soldier with just one line
Now here's the truth about the system that'll fuck up your mind
They gave Al Queda 6 billion dollars in 1989 to 1992
And now the last chapters of Revelations are coming true
And I know a lot of people find it hard to swallow this
Because subliminal bigotry makes you hate my politics
But you act like America wouldn't destroy two buildings
In a country that was sponsoring bombs dropped on our children
I was watching the Towers, and though I wasn't the closest
I saw them crumble to the Earth like they was full of explosives
And they thought nobody noticed the news report that they did
About the bombs planted on the George Washington bridge
Four Non-Arabs arrested during the emergency
And then it disappeared from the news permanently
They dubbed a tape of Osama, and they said it was proof
"Jealous of our freedom," I can't believe you bought that excuse
Rocking a motherfucking flag don't make you a hero
Word to Ground Zero
The Devil crept into Heaven, God overslept on the 7th
The New World Order was born on September 11

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
And just so Conservatives don't take it to heart
I don't think Bush did it, 'cause he isn't that smart
He's just a stupid puppet taking orders on his cell phone
From the same people that sabotaged Senator Wellstone
The military industry got it poppin' and lockin'
Looking for a way to justify the Wolfowitz Doctrine
And as a matter of fact, Rumsfeld, now that I think back
Without 9/11, you couldn't have a war in Iraq
Or a Defense budget of world conquest proportions
Kill freedom of speech and revoke the right to abortions
Tax cut extortion, a blessing to the wealthy and wicked
But you still have to answer to the Armageddon you scripted
And Dick Cheney, you fucking leech, tell them your plans
About building your pipelines through Afghanistan
And how Israeli troops trained the Taliban in Pakistan
You might have some house niggas fooled, but I understand
Colonialism is sponsored by corporations
That's why Halliburton gets paid to rebuild nations
Tell me the truth, I don't scare into paralysis
I know the CIA saw Bin Laden on dialysis
In '98 when he was Top Ten for the FBI
Government ties is really why the Government lies
Read it yourself instead of asking the Government why
'Cause then the Cause of Death will cause the propaganda to die..

-------
And you, demon, what do you have faith in?
Nothing. I am so exquisitely empty

---

you realize the states could wipe out North Korea with a couple of missles, and any missle launched at the states would be shot down?

---

---

you realize the states could wipe out North Korea with a couple of missles, and any missle launched at the states would be shot down?

---

But then again coffee, we lost the Vietnam War.  With the help of South Korea.  America is too "good" to retaliate or start a nuclear war.  We would shoot down their missiles, then retaliate with normal force.  If we couldn't beat them once with 2-on-1, how do you know we're gonna win with 3-on-3?

-------
Jason's Joke Thread.  
I am prepared to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.

---

thats a load of bullshit

---

---

thats a load of bullshit

---

No, it's not either.  Look it up on Fox 2 News or other news channels if you want.

-------
Jason's Joke Thread.  
I am prepared to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.

---

That is kind of scary. But hopefully this will end in the Koreas being reunited

---

Yeah, I agree.  They need to just unite under a democracy.  It'd be so much easier on the rest of us...

-------
Jason's Joke Thread.  
I am prepared to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.

---

Quote: from asia lover at 9:25 pm on June 25, 2009

---

That is kind of scary. But hopefully this will end in the Koreas being reunited

---

Yeah, I agree. They need to just unite under a democracy. It'd be so much easier on the rest of us...

---

---

Quote: from jasonzlpa at 7:28 pm on June 25, 2009

---

Quote: from asia lover at 9:25 pm on June 25, 2009

---

That is kind of scary. But hopefully this will end in the Koreas being reunited

---

 

 Yeah, I agree.  They need to just unite under a democracy.  It'd be so much easier on the rest of us...

---

What I don't understand is why they are threatning to nuke us... I mean... we are so powerful... that is kind of stupid.

---