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FOR THE LADIES, Hello, you gorgeous girl, you. Oh my god! Has anyone ever told you that your bone structure is amazing? I mean, your cheekbones are flawless. Your nose is so cute, so are your ears, wow. You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen on a woman, they sparkle, really. And your lips, so luscious, so kissable, yum! I wish my jawline was as perfect as yours. Ooh! I love your hair, did you do it yourself? I bet you did, you are so pretty. Gee, you have nice features. We're only at your shoulders, can you get and better?! Oh my god! Apparently you can! Those arms are amazing, such slender hands and fingers. I adore your nails, did you do those yourself too? You probably did. You know, you could be a hand model! I hope you don't mind me saying, but, your breasts are to die for! They are just the right size, they look fake, they're probably real since your so naturally beautiful, but they look spectacular. Really. And I envy your waist and hips, I mean your figure is incredible, what's your secret? Okay, I'm about to get a little personal here..your vagina, it's the eighth wonder of the world. It's so fresh and probably equally as pleasurable. You could give a dildo an orgasm. You have the cutest, little perky butt. It's so firm, yet fun to squeeze. Wowie caboodles! Are you a dancer? You certainly could be with those, unbelievably fantastic legs of yours. They are toned and long and sexy. Your feet aren't bad either. You could be a foot model! What the hell, you could be a supermodel! I wish I looked like you. But, your beauty certainly is not just skin deep. Let me tell you, you are the smartest, nicest, funniest, coolest, classiest, most talented and most amazing lady I have ever met. Are you an angel or something? I'm so jealous. Let me tell you another thing, any man (or woman) would be a complete moron, a total jackass, not to want to be with you, to love you, to admire you, to appreciate every aspect of your being, your existence, your presence. They'd be lucky enough to steal a glance at you. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! I have no doubt in my mind that you are the perfect woman. Perfect enough to be the perfect girlfriend, wife, mother, friend, whatever it may be! You can surely excel at anything! You are so lucky, so special, so stunning. Completely beautiful on the inside and out. I hope you're happy with yourself, I hope you know that nobody's opinion about you matters at all. No one can tell you that you are flawless in anyway, don't let them. Anyone who puts you down is just jealous, I mean that. And, they have every reason to be jealous, because you are so...well, you know. FOR THE GENTLEMEN, Hey man, Wow! Your dick is HUGE!
------- Feelin' blue? Click for a pep talk.
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Banana KC
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LMAO I lol'd EPICLY!
------- Cherry Clouds is my lifetime lover! Z0mG my smiley was added! I feel superior! Yeah, I made the :refined: smiley!
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6:18 pm on July 20, 2009 | Joined: Jan. 2008 | Days Active: 84 Join to learn more about Banana KC California, United States | Straight Male | Posts: 5,073 | Points: 6,920
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BREAKBOY
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win
------- mooooooooooooooooooo
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6:19 pm on July 20, 2009 | Joined: Aug. 2007 | Days Active: 434 Join to learn more about BREAKBOY Pennsylvania, United States | Straight Male | Posts: 12,142 | Points: 15,268
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TechnoShark
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Hahaha. Nice.
------- Previously known as: IndieGo TechnoShark
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SovSull
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i scrolled down and kind of skimmed it fuck my life
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tabb
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Quote: from IndieGo at 9:19 pm on July 20, 2009
Hahaha. Nice.
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------- You tell me once, I ask you twice How long, how long, before they sing?
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6:22 pm on July 20, 2009 | Joined: June 2008 | Days Active: 331 Join to learn more about tabb New York, United States | Straight Female | Posts: 1,816 | Points: 5,383
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inkblot
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Lol I've read similar jokes. Involving the ideal erotica for a woman and a man.
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elizachunk
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I find that a bit scary...
------- I wanna make you feel Beautiful♥ Xerxes is my LW Husband.♥
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6:23 pm on July 20, 2009 | Joined: Mar. 2009 | Days Active: 146 Join to learn more about elizachunk Tennessee, United States | Label Free Female | Posts: 1,688 | Points: 3,218
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BabyBashWifey
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Lmfao
------- "Big mouths are only good for sucking D*ck"-SPM
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crazyman
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this means a man has less to work on
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clockworkorange71
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What if the man doesn't have a penis...
------- Vroom vroom party starter!
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