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( XxRedneckBitchxX )
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A man escapes from prison and breaks into someone's house thinking he will find some food, money and maybe weapons. When he enters he sees a couple having sex. He ties the man to a chair and after that he ties the woman to the bed and kisses her on the neck. Then he goes into the bathroom. The husband says to her:
- Dear, this guy just escaped from jail, look at his clothes. He probably spent a lot of time in jail and did not see a woman for a long time. I saw the way he kissed you. If he wants sex, don't oppose, don't scream, do everything he says. I beg of you, give him satisfaction, even if you hate him. I don't want him to kill us both. Be strong, my love! I love you!
The woman replies to him:
-He did not kiss me, he whispered somethingin my ear. He told me that he is gay and that he thinks you are cute. After that he asked me if we have any Vaseline in the house and I told him that we have some in the bathroom. Be strong, my love! I love you too
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IloveyouDanny
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Savannahalynn
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uhhi this was just posted?
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EmerleeX
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This was posted like 10 minutes ago.
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I'm in love
Going to war, to prevent war, was the most stupid thing I ever heard.
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6:04 am on July 10, 2009 | Joined: Oct. 2007 | Days Active: 279
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Amin mele lle
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oh dear...
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"Life is-and we are-byproducts of combustion.
Imagination turned to form and finally, memory."
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Chasey
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Someone just posted this lol
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Psycloner
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Lol, PS: Painful ride ahead. xD
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I've seen what I was, I know what I'll be, I've seen it all,
there is no more to see. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong reasons, wrong goal
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( XxRedneckBitchxX )
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fuck are you kidding. dammit -_-
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IloveyouDanny
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Scarlet Tears
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Hahaha
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My wounds cry for the grave
My soul cries for deliverance
Will I be denied Christ?
Tourniquet, my suicide.
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Ohne Dich Kann ich nicht sein.
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