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God i'm frugal with toilet paper
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The paper on the back of my period pad tells me that "A person uses approximately 57 sheets of toilet paper each day".  

I think I pee around 5 times a day, each using 4 sheets (I fold (; ).  

5 x 4 = 20 sheets. That's 37 less than average.

Suppose I accidentally take 6 sheets 2 of those times.  

3 x 4 + 6 x 2 = 24 sheets. That's still 33 less than average.

And by "person", are we talking about men or women here? Men use like, 0. I guess they'll use 8 for pooping? And suppose they use what, 10 for wiping leftover pizza sauce from their hair. And how about 12 for wiping cum from their pubes. And another 12 because they dropped the first 12 in the toilet by accident.  

That brings their total to 8 + 10 + 12 + 12 = 42.  

To bring the average to 57, women would have to use 72 a day.


What the hell do you use toilet paper on?? How many do you use??

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WHY THE HELL DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD SRSLY

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hmm, is that unsanitary?

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Quote: from TheUnstoppableScentz at 5:31 am on July 10, 2009

WHY THE HELL DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD SRSLY

I AM SORRY


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Quote: from Mods1Blow2Me3Daily at 5:31 am on July 10, 2009

hmm, is that unsanitary?

What, saving cum stained toilet paper for pizza? Yeah. Don't do it anymore.


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I don't use toilet paper for jizz I use kleenex
they're facial tissue
different things

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also i don't eat pizza

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why would anyone want to talk about this ?

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Quote: from Chasey at 5:33 am on July 10, 2009

I don't use toilet paper for jizz I use kleenex
they're facial tissue
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Sorry, i was just trying to FIND WAYS IN WHICH PEOPLE USE TOILET PAPER. I don't understand how you can use 57 a day on toileting purposes unless you deliberately make an effort to waste some.


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Quote: from squareness at 5:34 am on July 10, 2009

why would anyone want to talk about this ?


I'm fucked up. Talk to me dammit. Why are you kids so shy? You have no problems comparing your clits to grapes (real topic), why would you have problems telling me what you use toilet paper on?


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I only use it when I poo or blow my nose.

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I don't use that many either =\

probably about 4 and i gooooo about 5 - 6 times a day. so 20-24 pieces a day

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Well, If you want to know what I use toilet paper for, You'll have to PM me.
It's not for prying eyes :(

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Quote: from Spice at 5:40 am on July 10, 2009

I don't use that many either =\

probably about 4 and i gooooo about 5 - 6 times a day. so 20-24 pieces a day


thank you. see, spice is cool.  


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