in science (yes, I'm still stuck in school, we break up on Friday), our teacher was passing round these algae balls, don't ask... and this one really innocent and sweet guy had both of them because he sits at the back.
then the teacher asked "right, who's got the balls?"
then the guy answered "I do miss, I have 2!"
and they all laughed... aww but
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I give up on trying to use knowledgeable quotes as
signatures, they always turn out tacky...