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Replies: 7Last Post July 10 10:20pm by One Two Step
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Goes up to the bartender and says 'I'll have a budweiser and........... a corona.'

The bartender says 'why the pause?'

And the dog says 'I dunno i was born with them.'


AH-HA

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HAHA, that was so stupid. :D

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Lame.

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Old

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"Un croquis vaut mieux qu'un long discours."

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oh god, lame!

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i got it.

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