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Replies: 14Last Post July 10 8:44pm by Baron Samedi
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Your dick is tiny

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<3 that song.

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Quote: from DaisyMontana at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009

Your dick is tiny
u wont be sayin that when i shove it down your fuckin throat

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Quote: from purple smoke at 11:39 pm on July 10, 2009

Quote: from DaisyMontana at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009

Your dick is tiny
u wont be sayin that when i shove it down your fuckin throat

EPIC WIN.

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Quote: from purple smoke at 11:39 pm on July 10, 2009

Quote: from DaisyMontana at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009

Your dick is tiny
u wont be sayin that when i shove it down your fuckin throat


so it's tiny

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Quote: from DaisyMontana at 8:39 pm on July 10, 2009

Quote: from purple smoke at 11:39 pm on July 10, 2009

Quote: from DaisyMontana at 8:38 pm on July 10, 2009

Your dick is tiny
u wont be sayin that when i shove it down your fuckin throat


so it's tiny

YOU LOSE

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My boyfriend loves that song

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OLD.
come up with something new.


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Quote: from w04hs3xy at 8:42 pm on July 10, 2009

OLD.
come up with something new.

your moms old

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Quote: from purple smoke at 9:37 pm on July 10, 2009

My dick bigger than a bridge

Well that just sounds cumbersome.  Possibly even medically dangerous.

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