It's called the Secular Principles Pinky Swear. It's like those dumb abstinence things, but basically saying, "I'll think for myself, not be a douche about religion, and try to be a decent person."
IT'S PRETTY COOL GUYS. I MIGHT EVEN GET A LEGIT RING.
I'm excited.
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I read the body count out of the paper
And now it's written all over my face