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Replies: 3Last Post Mar. 17 2:17pm by peaceandlovebby
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this
morning."

What part of broke do you not understand?

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2:09 pm on Mar. 17, 2010 | Joined: June 2009 | Days Active: 105
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I smiled.

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I stuck my dick inside this life until that bitch came

2:11 pm on Mar. 17, 2010 | Joined: Dec. 2007 | Days Active: 702
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Quote: from Kankalicious at 2:11 pm on Mar. 17, 2010

I smiled.



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peaceandlovebby


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Quote: from Kankalicious at 2:11 pm on Mar. 17, 2010

I smiled.



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you make the sound of laughter and sharpened nails seem softer


2:17 pm on Mar. 17, 2010 | Joined: June 2008 | Days Active: 107
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