"Yeah I do."

"What's the... err... URL thing?"

"dbjclare"

"I won't remember that, what is it?"

"It's my name."

"What does it stand for?"

"Dick Benjamin John Clare."

"Oh, right... Are you gay?"

"What? No."

"Oh okay cool."

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Richeh
Miss MarieTM, my wife. I think.
Ask me shit
Quote me.

Your parents were comedians.

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If you read this, you're a loser.

"Hey, y'know you look like Jake Gyllenhaal?"

"Yeah, I get that all the time, loads of people call me 'Donny' "

"Oh right, awesome. What's your name, I'll add you on Facebook tomorrow probably"

"Ben P*************"

"I won't remember that, I'll just type in 'Jake Gyllenhaal' and I'll go from there."

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and all my thoughts run astray
and i'm a walking cliché
when such a creature i sight

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LOL I love your middle names.

Your parents were comedians.

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I wonder sometimes.

Quote: from MajorT0M at 11:55 pm on Mar. 13, 2010

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Mine:

"Hey, y'know you look like Jake Gyllenhaal?"

"Yeah, I get that all the time, loads of people call me 'Donny' "

"Oh right, awesome. What's your name, I'll add you on Facebook tomorrow probably"

"Ben P*************"

"I won't remember that, I'll just type in 'Jake Gyllenhaal' and I'll go from there."

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Richeh
Miss MarieTM, my wife. I think.
Ask me shit
Quote me.

'do you have facebook?'
'yes'
'what is it? i'll add you'
'piss off'

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ils ne voulaient pas jouer avec nous

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mine usually go something more like this:

'do you have facebook?'
'yes'
'what is it? i'll add you'
'piss off'

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I bet you're the life of the party.

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Richeh
Miss MarieTM, my wife. I think.
Ask me shit
Quote me.

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mine usually go something more like this:

'do you have facebook?'
'yes'
'what is it? i'll add you'
'piss off'

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I could like sell it to people.

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and all my thoughts run astray
and i'm a walking cliché
when such a creature i sight

surprisingly, DICK, i'm quite popular
i don't know why, my name might as well be mrs. bringdown

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ils ne voulaient pas jouer avec nous