In the beginning, there was nothing, pure darkness. When the almighty entity, whom we know of today, our lord and creator,we shall call him his name in our primitive language, Awesome1.
The awesome1 on day 1 said, "hmm Let there be light so one can find their porn stashes without stubbing their toes", and so light came.
On day 2 awesome1 creates the internets. "Let there be a huge archive of webpages so one can easily access their porn aswell as connect to others across the heavens and eurthz"
On day 3 Awesome1 created trolls. "let there be mindless and witty idiots who constantly bring chaos upon forums and message boards who attempt to help people who lack the ability to actually to help themselves! These beasts shall vary in smartness, some will use horrible spelling and grammar, others will create Arguments, and a small amount will post porn."
On day 4 awesome1 created the Ban hammer. "Incase [trolls] get out of line they shall be ban hammered from the interwebs completely!"
On day 5 awesome1 created friday. "let there be a day were we just dont give a shit."
On day 6 awesome1 created Mods. "These 'mods' will serve as my messengers, they will come forth and deliver my messages to those who browser my interwebs, they hone small pieces of my awesome powers, and i will also grant them with ban hammers. TO become a mod you will have to lead an incredibly boring interweb life and follow the rules. Some become the wittiest of trolls after breaking from their bonds. the one they follow is known as "DAVJS"."
On day 7 awesome1 hired a scriptor and programmer and made a website which he embedded some of his awesome power into, he named this website.."Livewire." Here many adolesences and Horny Preprubescent teens will gather and post random shit that will never make any sense, they lack the ability to use the search function and the mods I enlisted will act as if theyre doing right, when all along theyre doing wrong."
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